Besides, in order for you to start figuring out what the hell you're in the process of becoming, you've first got to make sure you know all about what you're not.
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): When you were in kindergarten, did you make a potholder for your mommy? As a preteen, did you give your old Barbie doll or G.I. Joe a new hairdo with the help of a cigarette lighter? And since you've reached adulthood, have you ever used a fake ID card or inflated rŽsumŽ or padded bra to get your foot in a door that might have been otherwise closed?
If you answered yes to even one of those questions, it's clear that you do have at least one creative bone in your body -- maybe even a few -- and you will be able to exploit your current astrological aspects to the fullest. So get ready to rock and roll. A very ripe muse is eager to inspire you in the creative project of your choice.
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): It's hugging season. During the next 12 days or so, hugs will be almost as important to your well-being as food and sleep. What other excuse do you need to become a big-time hug collector? Don't impose yourself on anyone, of course. And certainly don't do anything that might be construed as sexual harassment. But be ready to hug anyone anywhere who's receptive. Beam telepathic "HUG ME" signals out to the whole world. If you find you're not getting at least four humongous hugs a day, make up the difference with pets or trees or, as a last resort, pillows.
Pisces(Feb. 19-March 20): Everything's between the lines this week. Or rather all the interesting stuff is. Whatever's not between the lines is merely the official propaganda, the party line. I could just as easily advise you to read between the lies -- especially the pretty ones.
Here's a medicinal sound bite to help protect you during the attack of the killer sound bites: You shall know the hype and the hype shall set you free.