The time has come for a new trend: DDIY. Don't Do It Yourself, America. GAJ is our newest Zeitgeist: Get a Job! Come home from a hard day of selling pet fish, sit back on your ratty sofa, and enjoy the show. Just because there's bad stuff out there doesn't mean you have to participate. That's what surfing is all about. And if you're an art student, what could be more transgressive, more post-punk, more anti-anti than saying fuck you to DIY? Can you see the slogans? "DIY sucks!" "DIY is for people who can't handle being spoon-fed!" "DIY? I don't know, do you?"
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