"Hey man, I was readin' that! What's your problem, Dick Tracy?"
The discussion quickly turns into a shoving match and then an all-out rumble, while the precious bible of the Bigelow millions sinks into a mud puddle. And as the morning fog begins to burn off, a clear view is allowed of the Books Not Food charity event -- a beat-up station wagon, scattered books, and, in the middle of an angry mob, a flailing, dirty banana.
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