Dream interpretation: This is a harbinger of your week ahead. Every time you remove a thorn from a lion's paw or a burr from a companion's soft underbelly, you'll be generously rewarded.

Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): In honor of your graduation from the third level of hell, I'll quote Albert Einstein. "The significant problems we face," he said, "cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them." In other words, the very purpose of your problems -- their gift to you -- is to trick you into outgrowing them. But you knew that, right? Which is why I predict you'll be able to earn full credit for the second and first levels of hell without actually having to take classes there.

Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Please write the following on a piece of paper and keep it under your pillow. "I, [put your name here], do solemnly swear on this day, [put date here], that I will devote myself for a period of one week to finding out what I desire most. No other thought will be more uppermost in my mind. No other concern, not even sleep or food, shall divert me from hunting down every last clue, every shred of inspiration, that might assist me in my beautiful obsession to find out what or who deserves my most voracious passion."

Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20): If you watch late-night TV, you know you can go cross-country skiing without leaving the comfort of your home. If you spend much time on-line, you've probably developed some nice, clean, sexy relationships with faceless entities in cyberspace. These are not necessarily bad things. However, from an astrological point of view, this week would not be a good time to overindulge in them, or in any experiences that are more than half-pretend. I urge you to cut back, at least temporarily, on simulations, surrogates, and one-dimensional substitutes -- not just from the land of TV and the Internet, but from everywhere.

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