Eyes misty with homesickness, I review my notes, only to realize that those topless traffic school and colonic treatment billboards are actually a brilliant hoax. They have the same phone number.
Address all correspondence to: Slap Shots, c/o SF Weekly, 425 Brannan, San Francisco, CA 94107; phone: (415) 536-8152; e-mail: slapshawts@aol.com.
