Savage Love

Hey, Faggot: I saw that letter from the black guy who prefers white women and had a rollicking good laugh [Oct. 23].

This poor slob really believes the way to a white woman's heart is "pussy eating and romantic evenings." My advice: Stop reading Hustler magazine, honey. I've polled white women, and practically none of them listed "Potential Pussy-Eating Capability" as an initial indicator of a good date, spouse, slave, etc.

A person's choice of whom they happen to be attracted to is very subjective. Although it's fine to privately consider race, it's ridiculous to think that race determines if a woman "knows how to treat [her] men." If he doesn't believe me, he needs only to ask all the guys who have filed for divorce from white women. Good women come in all sorts of packages, and if he's attracted to a particular type of woman, it is JUST BECAUSE.

One of the Good Ones

Hey, OOTGO: Couldn't agree with you more. When LWW said he was attracted to white chicks because they have sexy bodies and know how to treat their men, he implied that black women don't have sexy bodies or know how to treat their men. Finding fault with people you're not attracted to is a lazy, thoughtless way to justify your feelings about the people you are attracted to. LWW is like those god-awful gay men who dump all over women's bodies when they try to explain why they're attracted to other men. Not only is this an asshole thing to do regardless of who you're dumping on, it also makes the people really, really mad. Read on.

Hey, Faggot: When I read the letter from "Loves White Women," I couldn't wait to read the tongue-lashing you'd give him in response. While I detected sarcasm, alas, I was unfulfilled. Then I thought: Why should you take issue with a self-hating, breeder, quasi-black man? So I will.

Dear Mister Loves-Whitey-Because-You-Can't-Stand-Yourself: The only fact to be gleaned from your "all white women have sexy bodies/ know how to treat their men" letter is that a dolt wrote it. That you need assistance in getting a white chick further proves your vapidity. The kind of white chicks you want to date probably want you simply because you're a dumb, black buck with a big dick. Being a delicious black chick who knows how to treat any man, I have no problem with trying everything on the dating buffet myself -- black, white, whatever. But if you want a broad just because she's white and presumably won't give you any lip, don't pull an O.J. when she dumps your trifling ass for a bigger, blacker, more-money-makin' dick than yours -- pussy-eating skills notwithstanding.

Tanyabananyaramya in S.F.

Hey, T: Yow. You go girl.

Hey, Faggot: It's nice to know that you'll answer letters from clueless Uncle Tom assholes like "Loves White Women." Do you think you can help me out too?

1) I am an intelligent and attractive 26-year-old black female, attracted to white guys 'cause they know how to eat pussy and aren't threatened by my intelligence. With all of these great qualities, how can I get them to notice me? I have an excellent body and great hygiene, so I seriously doubt that the problem lies there.

2) Why is it acceptable for some 48-year-old pervert to screw a 14-year-old girl, but a 27-year-old woman is looked down on if she wants to be with a guy eight or 10 years her junior?

Clueless in Seattle

Hey, CIS: 1) I'm going to give you the same advice I gave LWW: Ask out white men you find attractive, or you rent yourself one.

2) It is not "acceptable" for 48-year-old men to screw 14-year-old girls. "Prosecutable" is, I think, more accurate. As to whether folks will look down on you for having a much younger boyfriend, so fucking what? Eighteen-year-olds are perfectly legal. Break 'em in, girlfriend.

3) You do know you're playing Loves White Women's game, don't you? You put down black men when you justify your attraction to white men on the basis of their supposedly superior pussy-eating skills. I think you're being ironic, however, since you're playing LWW's game in a letter slamming LWW's game. You were joking, right?

Hey, Faggot: I read with interest the letter from the black college student interested in white women because they have "sexy bodies" and know how to "treat their men." I am a white male married to a black woman, and my wife treats me better than any white woman ever did.

I prefer the sisters because they are strong emotionally, know who they are, and are the best-looking women in the world, not to mention incredible lovers. A lot of men shy away from black women because of the intelligence, inner strength, and resolve these women possess. I can't begin to tell you how many white women told me, "I have to find out who I am!" I've never once heard a black woman make such a statement.

I am certainly not dumping on white women, nor would I ever criticize another person's choice of sexual partners. I just feel it is time we start giving black women the recognition they so richly deserve. Cindy Crawford who? Give me Tyra Banks any day!