Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): My study of etiquette has led me to conclude that if a guest is tardy to a dinner party, the host is obligated to wait no longer than 25 minutes before serving the food. I bring this up not just to advise you about any soirees you might throw this week. I'd also like to nudge you to set a firm deadline for other promised arrivals. Have big talkers been hemming and hawing about when they're going to deliver the goods? Have cowardly lions been backing away from their commitments? Tell 'em all -- in a nice, polite tone of voice -- to put up or shut up.

Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): I have a theory about the meaning of the planet Uranus in your personal chart. I believe it reveals potential talents which, if you could fully develop them, would not only constitute your most unique genius but would also be your most useful gift to your fellow humans. To be honest, however, most people in the history of the world have gone to their graves without ever being in charge of this power spot. With that as a caveat, I'd like to suggest that in the next few weeks you'll have an excellent window of opportunity to get better acquainted with this hot zone where selfishness and unselfishness overlap.

Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20): God almighty, Pisces, if you're not overflowing with ideas about how to bring more money into your life, I don't know what to say -- except maybe that you should check your birth certificate to see if your momma lied to you about what month you were born. The planets' message is unequivocal: It's time for you to get richer quicker! If you don't detect at least one effervescent opportunity to improve your financial condition in the week ahead, my name is Brad Pitt.

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