Slap Shots

Webmaster?
Webmaster of what?
Is there such a thing as a webmaster?
What is a webmaster the master of?
Image webmasters,
Perl webmasters,
unix webmasters,
windows webmasters
Where does the word come from, webmaster?
Certainly not the Greek.

What does it mean,
What does it actually mean?
Everyone uses it all the time,
and I don't know what the fuck it means,
Let's see,
An image guy works on the web,
he's a webmaster,
A coder girl works on the web,
she's a webmaster,
I don't know what a webmaster is,
Shit, I don't even know who YOU are any more.

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By Jack Boulware

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