Road Rash Easy Rider takes a wrong turn in Jon Moritsugu's short narrative film Sleazy Rider, which melts down footage from the cult film into a biker-chick flick featuring the requisite combination of evil women, bad seeds, and burning rubber. Sleazy Rider screens at "Highway to Hell," a cinematic program celebrating a good set of wheels and the open road. The bill also includes Danny Plotnick's Death Sled II: Steel Belted Romeos, the filmmaker's recollection of his brush with a carload of New Jersey thugs; Dirty Fingernails, Sarah Kennedy's story of a woman who sets out to repair a broken-down bike; Steve Federico's Speed, a collage of fast motion (minus Sandra Bullock); Dan Janos' freeway opus I Am a Mechanic; and Christine Craton's Ghosts Along the Freeway, a documentary on a bad stretch of road in Minnesota's Twin Cities area. "Highway to Hell" begins at 8 p.m. at the 111 Minna Street Gallery, 111 Minna (at Second Street), S.F. Admission is $6-7; call 552-FILM.
Beach, Baby It's called the North Beach Cocktail Crawl because lapping up drink specials at 12 neighborhood bars will make some party people want to crawl home and curl up on the nice, cool bathroom floor tile. The admission price on this venture is less than $1 per club, which seems like a bargain: Although some of these clubs don't usually charge a cover, others charge more than that, and tonight, most will be serving hors d'oeuvres. Some will even host live music: Key Lime Pie, Shade, and the Fingers play Lost and Found (1357 Grant); the Danny Castro Band plays Grant and Green (1371 Grant); Brother Sky and the Bedrockers play Club Cocodrie (1024 Kearny); Eric Skye plays Frankie's Bohemian (443 Broadway); and Jellyroll play Broadway Studio (435 Broadway). If well-lubed revelry in North Beach isn't lure enough, crawlers also get a shot at winning a night for two at Reno's Eldorado Hotel and Casino. The North Beach Cocktail Crawl begins at 8 p.m. at the Cocodrie or the Columbus Cafe (562 Green) and proceeds in whatever direction crawlers choose. Admission is $7-10; call the Crawl hot line at 675-5812.
Power to the People Megawattage characterizes a series of art openings tonight, beginning with the star power radiating from the exhibit "Sixties," which features photos of musicians, like a rare shot of Yoko and the Beatles together, taken during the Summer of Love by Robert Altman, Baron Wolman, Herb Greene, and Linda McCartney. The exhibit's reception falls exactly 31 years after Linda's spouse, Paul, and his band played their last show at Candlestick Park. (Q: When does the Summer of Love anniversary end? A: Not this week.) "Sixties" opens at 7:30 p.m. (and is up through Sept. 30) at the Museum of the City of San Francisco in the Cannery, 2801 Leavenworth (at Beach), S.F. Admission is free; call 928-0289. Power is even more tangible at the group show "Electricity Is Your Friend," which includes, among other works, Natalie Jeremijenko's Tectonic Donkey, a 25-cent retrofitted pony ride that simulates the Loma Prieta earthquake pattern; Krys Bobrowski's interactive sound installation String Quartet: Music Box, which allows guests to act as audience and conductor; and Neil Grimmer's hand-pump sex toys. "Electricity" opens with a reception at 6 p.m. (and is up through Sept. 27) at Southern Exposure, 401 Alabama (at 17th Street), S.F. Admission is free; call 863-2141. (The show "Power On/Power Off," with performances by ambient sound ensembles idbattery and in be tween noise, is held Wednesday, Sept. 17, at 7:30 p.m. at the same location; admission is $3.) And finally, the magazine work of contributors known outside magazine circles, including Exene Cervenka and Phranc, will be shown at the "Best of Joy and Lucky Show," a party and exhibit for those two local small-press magazines. It opens with a reception at 7 p.m. (and is up through Sept. 6) at Collision, 417 14th St. (at Valencia), S.F. Admission is free; call 431-7165.
Where Have You Gone, Joe DiMaggio? Celebrity sightings. Food booths. Live entertainment and/or nudity. Festivals ought to promise one or more of these if they hope to draw a crowd, and our local Labor Day event organizers have pretty well covered their bases. Appearances by sports stars Joe DiMaggio, Wilt Chamberlain, Yogi Berra, and Reggie Jackson (among others) fill the celebrity quotient at the Tri-Star Collectors Show of sports memorabilia (10 a.m.; also Sunday and Monday; Cow Palace, Geneva & Santos, Daly City; free-$7; 469-6065). Country singer Emmylou Harris joins Spyro Gyra, the Blasters' Dave Alvin, and blues artists Keb' Mo' and Junior Wells at Absolut a La Carte, a La Park, a three-day fund-raiser for the S.F. Shakespeare Festival and Project Open Hand. The event features dishes from 40 local restaurants, 20 wineries, and 25 microbreweries (11 a.m.; also Sunday and Monday; Sharon Meadow, Golden Gate Park, S.F.; free-$8.50; 383-9378). Absolut a la Carte, in turn, inaugurates the San Francisco Shakespeare Festival's return to the city, where it resets Much Ado About Nothing in 1950s Italy (1:30 p.m.; also Sunday, then Saturdays and Sundays through Sept. 28; west of the Conservatory of Flowers, Golden Gate Park, S.F.; donation; 422-2221). Blues & Art on Polk offers three stages of live music by Curtis Jack Griffin, Nefertiti & Her Afro Blues, Soul Seekers, Jeffrey Halford & the Healers, and plenty others, as well as refreshments ranging from gumbo to pad thai and knishes served amid the arts and crafts booths (10 a.m.; also Sunday and Monday; on Polk between Jackson and Bush, S.F.; free; 346-9162). And finally, country cult heroine Iris DeMent plays the Sausalito Art Festival, along with Los Lobos, NRBQ, and the New Morty Show, to name a few; local food and spirits will be available for tasting. (9 a.m.; also Sunday and Monday; Bridgeway & Harbor, Sausalito waterfront; free-$10; 705-5555). For a complete listing of Labor Day events in the Bay Area, see Page 32. Next month: nudity, at the Folsom Street Fair.
Rock Around the Block The Mission already has live music outdoors most of the time, if you count the bells on the paleta carts and the angry, long-haired guy who plays guitar in neighborhood doorways. At the 16th Street Block Party, however, the live music includes salsa from Los Compas, industrial/techno from Gravity, hip hop and funk from Tiger Balm, loony barn dance tunes from Rube Waddell, acoustic strings and percussion from Thoth, and Celtic music from Colin Farish & Friends; the newly expanded performance area includes a stage on Albion Street. Visual artists will be decorating the streets, the walls, and the faces of the partygoers, and theater groups will perform. The party runs from 10 a.m. to 8 p.m. on 16th Street between Valencia and Guerrero, S.F. Admission is free; call 252-7712.
It Would Be So Nice Vegetarians will be feeling, like, aversion at the holiday edition of "New Wave City," which kicks off with a "New Wave barbecue" featuring $1 hot dogs, $2 burgers, and 80-cent draft beers (though not, unfortunately, Simon LeBon trussed up over a spit). Guest DJs will be spinning vintage tunes throughout the evening's dining portion, followed by DJs Skip and Shindog, who will offer new wave dance hits of the late '70s and early '80s. New wave karaoke begins at 10 p.m., after everybody's good and liquored up. The barbecue starts at 5 p.m., followed by dancing at 8 p.m. at the Covered Wagon, 911 Folsom (at Fifth Street), S.F. Admission is free before 8 p.m., $6 after; call 675-LOVE.
Metal Detector The steel-making town of Sheffield, England, has so far produced Def Leppard, the setting of the hit comedy The Full Monty, and former Iron Maiden singer Bruce Dickinson, who calls his latest effort, Accident of Birth, his "ultimate metal record." Dickinson, who stepped into Iron Maiden in the early '80s after original singer Paul Di'Anno stepped out, was the voice on metal must-have albums like The Number of the Beast. He offers more of the same on Accident with sci-fi fantasies and tales of the occult. Black Sabbath bassist Geezer opens for Dickinson, giving the kids in the crowd a taste of England's metal scene from way back when. Puller opens the show at 8 p.m. at Slim's, 333 11th St. (at Folsom), S.F. Admission is $16-17; call 522-0333.
Bullets Over Berkeley Friends are murder on relationships, as demonstrated in Husbands and Wives and Manhattan Murder Mystery, the latest double-header in the UC Theater series of "Woody Allen Tuesdays." Husbands and Wives, with Judy Davis and Sydney Pollack as the couple whose breakup causes best friends Allen and Mia Farrow to reconsider their own relationship, screens at 3 and 7:15 p.m.; Allen and Diane Keaton team up to help solve a possible murder within their circle of friends in Manhattan Murder Mystery, which screens at 5:05 and 9:25 p.m. at the UC Theater, 2036 University (at Shattuck), Berkeley. Admission is $4.50-6.50; call (510) 843-FILM. Meanwhile, Nan Bress describes what it's like to live in a city of graveyards, where the dead outnumber the living, in Alive in Colma. The film screens as part of the "Alternative Visions: Experimental Film" series beginning with "Alternative Requirements 1997," which Pacific Film Archive curator Anne McGuire describes as "90 strange minutes" of 11 personal, experimental short films and videos by students from local film schools. The program begins at 7:30 p.m. in the Pacific Film Archive's George Gund Theater, 2625 Durant (at College), Berkeley. Admission is $4-5.50; call (510) 642-5249. In a related note, the Berkeley Saturday Nite Outdoor Cinema Festival continues with the World War II Bogie-Bergman classic Casablanca. The festival features costume contests, prizes, cartoons, shorts, and BYO seating at the Pyramid Breweries (as well as buy-your-own beer, which must be consumed inside the brewery), at 8 p.m. Saturday, Aug. 30, in the brewery's parking lot, 901 Gilman (at Ninth Street), Berkeley. Admission is a $5 donation; call (510) 273-2403.