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"This is the shit," says a man seated behind me. He is first in line when Jell-O shots are offered on the bodies of the lady monsters ("Boobs or Muff, pick your winner," say the Muffra Twins, holding little cups of quivering alcoholic dessert). Both men and women wait patiently for their chance to slurp gelatin from between Boobzilla's breasts (though most of the women buy a shot off of both beasts "for fear of choosing one part of the anatomy over the other").

"I just love burlesque," says music writer/Stinky's regular Gary X. Indiana, just before posing for a photo sandwiched between Boobzilla and Muffra. "It's nice family fun."

Back in the front room, the resident tarot reader flips over the first card for her beautiful dreadlocked client. "Aah, this is the most hedonistic card in the deck," she says with a smile.

Good place for it -- for good, clean, family-style hedonism.

By Silke Tudor

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