Savage Love

Hey, Faggot: When are people like Mary Banecker from Planned Parenthood [Sept. 24] going to 'fess up on the best birth control option available to women: the fertility awareness method! It's not the rhythm method, and isn't just for Catholics. It is an empowering tool that provides women and their boy toys with the info they need -- including when they are ovulating and fertile and when they are not -- and therefore they are able to have clean, natural, skin-to-skin sex without drugs, pills, rubbers, and all that other crap. It is perfect for women with regular periods, like Rubber Tired (if all other safe-sex requirements are met, of course: monogamy, HIV-/gonorrhea-/etc.-free). I've been using it successfully for 10 years without any negative side effects.

The positive side effects: No more urinary tract infections from irritating diaphragms; no more hemorrhoids from the Pill; no more rubbers during infertile periods; less lubricant consumption; a wealth of knowledge about my body and my fertility cycle. I have control over when I have children and when I don't, without taking drugs or damaging my body!

I get really pissed when I hear well-intentioned gals like Mary omit this option. When will professional family planners promote fertility awareness? As for the counterarguments: It doesn't work for everyone. True, but neither does the Pill or latex rubbers. People can make mistakes (user failure). Well, gosh, that's true. I might even have to get an abortion if I don't use it right! But I had to get an abortion at age 19 because I didn't use a diaphragm right.

For more info about fertility awareness, I recommend The Art of Natural Family Planning, by John and Sheila Kippley, published by the Couple to Couple League.

Truth Girl!

Hey, TG: "We don't promote one method of birth control over any other," Mary Banecker of Planned Parenthood told me, when I called and shared your letter with her. "We offer information about all methods. Fertility awareness is in our all-method fact sheets, we have pamphlets about it right beside pamphlets about condoms and diaphragms. We let people decide what's the best birth control option for them, and we give them the information they need to make that decision.

"As for fertility awareness, she's right that it shouldn't be confused with the rhythm method. The rhythm method was guesstimating when you were fertile and abstaining from sex, and it was not very effective. Fertility awareness is more complicated, more effective, and it takes some training and commitment. It includes looking at your cervix, your vaginal mucous, your temperature, all of which change during the menstrual cycle, and tracking all three of those things over a long enough period of time to gain an awareness of your fertility cycle," and then abstaining from vaginal intercourse or using a condom or some other latex contraption when you're dropping eggs.

The book Mary recommends on fertility awareness is the creatively titled Fertility Awareness by Kay Whitlock and Regina Pfeiffer. And Mary wanted to emphasize that, so far as she knows, "the Pill doesn't cause hemorrhoids." To find the Planned Parenthood office nearest you, call 1-800-230-PLAN.

Hey, Faggot: I gotta throw my two cents in regarding vasectomy [Sept. 24]. I guess you'd have no direct experience getting your balls cut loose, and you spout the party line: No change at all! Good as new!

Check the fine print: As with any surgical procedure, a percentage do not get the desired results. For me, a breeder with two kids, I couldn't justify or afford more kids and I knew there was some subconscious magic that would probably make a future accident likely. I made an appointment. The pain was bad enough, but there was a deep sense of loss I wasn't prepared for. Then the pain grew. Can you say granuloma? The offered remedies were ibuprofen (ruined my stomach and didn't help my balls) and opiates. I finally found some Chinese herbs that helped.

As far as quantity, consistency, and frequency of spunk output: Before getting cut, I was at 10 to 12 orgasms/week. A year later, I can manage four to five/week of 1/4 or 1/2 the volume, and the bang is nowhere as big. One possibility I haven't tried is reversal -- the vaso-vasostomy -- it supposedly helps a percentage of us unfortunates. I haven't yet been able to face going back to the doc.


Hey, RV: You might want to take your balls back to the doc. According to our ever-helpful friends at Planned Parenthood, sperm leaking from the snipped tubes can cause a small lump -- granuloma -- under the skin near the site of the operation in about 18 out of 100 cases. Sperm granuloma usually clear up by themselves. If not, surgical treatment can take care of that pain in your nuts.

As for your other "symptoms" -- decreased sex drive, and lower spunk output -- that's about what's going on in your head, not what's leaking into your sack: that deep sense of loss you're struggling with. If shooting live rounds is important to your sense of sexual self-esteem, you probably shouldn't have had a vasectomy in the first place. Reversing a vasectomy is a much more expensive procedure, and not always effective, but if shooting blanks is wrecking you -- and you can afford it -- you might want to have that vaso-vasostomy.

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