Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Please repeat the following question after me: "Are you ready to learn the alpha-through- omega levels of sensual divinity from a dragon master?" Now say it five more times until you've made it your own. This provocative invitation is your personal magic spell this Halloween season. Utter it frequently to any juicy soul who looks receptive, preferably while you're garbed in a costume that identifies you as an enthralling dragon master. Thus will you advertise your talent for commingling the pleasures of heaven and Earth, and thus will you challenge the Scorpio tribe for sacred sexual supremacy.

Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): There's no question in my mind that you should dress up as a revolutionary this Halloween. With Jupiter and Uranus now conspiring to overthrow every reality you've ever believed in, it makes a hell of a lot of crazy sense to go with the freaking flow. Which toppler of paradigms will you choose to model yourself after? Terence McKenna? Burma's Aung Suu Kyii? Mother Teresa? Mikhail Gorbachev? Martin Luther King? Land-mine activist Jody Williams? The person you'd be if you were only a little braver than you are now?

Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20): For Halloween I urge you to invoke the pilgrimage you're going to take someday. You know, the holy adventure that will reveal the missing clues your fate has withheld forever; the vision quest that will unleash the buried desires you've never quite been able to understand. Costume yourself as a Muslim headed for Mecca, or a 13th-century French monk destined for Jerusalem, or a shaman's apprentice seeking a sign from your animal ally.

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