A flight attendant's smackdown with the wife of mega-preacher Joel Osteen inspires a whole new set of commandments.
Today Denver, tomorrow the Twin Cities.
A country musician rescues Waylon Jennings' tour bus from the scrap heap.
The provocateur who brought you "Piss Christ" pinches off a new concept.
5) Dick and Trotsky from Subhumans/Culture Shock/Citizen Fish Merging dub and reggae with political punk, the Subhumans paved the way for what would become known as ska punk. Citizen Fish's newest album, Thirsty, proves that after 15 years, Dick's political dissection is as wry as 1982's trio of Subhumans singles, "Demolition War," "Reason for Existence," and "Religious Wars."
6) World Groove This Quango Records compilation, which combines hip-hop groove and world music spirituality, has spent more time in my CD player than any other album released this year.7) Toy Dolls live at the Trocadero Anyone who skated in the '80s most likely spent at least one day trying to pull an air to the sounds of Toy Dolls. I'd never seen the Dolls live until this May Troc stop. As Olga made his one guitar sound like three, visions of method airs and hippie twists danced in my head.
8) DJ Quest every day Carlos Aguilar (aka DJ Quest) is an inspiration: He's one of the best turntablists anywhere, he's one of the few Latinos on the DJ circuit, and he's dope as all hell. Quest made his name one party at a time, honing skills that make DJs drool with jealousy. But more importantly, he's reinventing turntablism by scratching with musicians in his improv jazz group Live Human.
9) Portishead, Portishead
10) The Accused, Martha Splatterhead's Maddest Stories Ever Told After listening to this record for the past 10 years, I still grin at the slurred, maniacal vocals and the crazed riffs. Back then, when every band worth its amplifiers was trying to make the perfect crossover album, the Accused's fusion of punk and metal set the standard. In the words of a good friend, "It needed to be done."
Heather Wisner's Top 10 Music-Related Stuff of 1997
1) Ladysmith Black Mambazo on the Mexico City Metro loudspeakers Because unfamiliar surroundings can make old and well-loved music sound new and thrilling all over again.
2) The Mono Men live at the Kilowatt Grinning, sweaty drunks bounced helplessly around a beer-soaked floor as Olympia's finest ripped into one garage rocker after another from their '97 album Have a Nice Day, Motherfucker. A reminder to shut up and dance.
3) Beyond and Back: The X Anthology The rest of the unheard music -- studio outtakes, previously unreleased songs, live shows (Exene slags Debbie Harry!), funny liner notes, candid photos, and testimonials from people whose lives were transformed by the mighty power of X, including Joan Jett, Donita Sparks, Pat Smear, and Pee-wee Herman.
4) Elliott Smith, Either/Or Smith's bitter valentine to the scenic misery of Portland, Ore. You can almost hear the rain and the tears sloshing against the sides of a pint glass.
5) Lynyrd Skynyrd biography on VH1 "Free Bird" sounds so much more poignant after the gruesome details of the plane crash.
6) Portishead, Portishead Singer Beth Gibbons is possessed -- gorgeously, eerily -- by the ghosts of dance halls past.
7) Jonathan Fire*Eater live at the Kilowatt New York City showmen preach the gospel at a rock 'n' roll revival; the enthralled capacity crowd leaves feeling like they've been privy to something major.
8) Israeli singing sensation and swoon-worthy teen-age heartthrob Halil Elohev in Saint Clara at the Roxie Oh, to be 16 again, just for the weekend.
9) Jazz crooner Jimmy Scott live at Stern Grove Maybe it was just the afternoon sun that melted our butter.
10) Anticipation for the January release of the Donnas' American Teenage Rock 'n' Roll Machine, after tantalizing previews Teen gals plug in, get loaded, flip Mom and Dad the bird, stay out past curfew, and grab a piece of boy action. Excellent.
1997 Booby Prize "I'm very much against live music in bars" -- Chron staff writer Sam Whiting, approving the Kilowatt's decision to stop booking bands, in the execrable "What's Shakin' on 16th Street: A Guide to the Hippest Nabe in the City" (Datebook, Nov. 30-Dec. 6).
Paul Kimball's Best Music of 1997 (In no special order)
1) Shudder to Think, 50,000 BC Departing from the standard indie script on their second major label release (where you reach back to the fans who brung ya), Shudder to Think went from the art-punk weirdness of 1994's Pony Express Record to the strangest pop album of 1997.
2) Machine Head, The More Things Change The corpse of heavy metal twitches again, lunges forward, grabs you by the hair, and forces you to crank up this excellent disc from Oakland's Machine Head.
3) Pink Noise Test, Plasticized Pink Noise Test take the best of late-'80s goth-pop (the Cure, Love & Rockets) and mix it with teen-punk energy, New York cool, and bursts of squiggly electronic noise.