Dog Bites

Speechless in San Francisco
The Peninsula Press Club sent out this call for entries in its "professional" journalism contest. We didn't know what to say.

Speechless and Agape
Copy editors, the watchdogs of newspaper journalism, catch the smallest of errors before they make it into print. So SF Weekly Editor John Mecklin did not know what to say when he received this envelope from a prospective employee who claimed to have copy-editing experience.

Speechless and Gasping for Air
A reader sent us this parody of a recent, ridiculous, and all but omnipresent public relations campaign. We didn't know what to say, and we were laughing so hard we couldn't have said it anyway.

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