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I could go on, but that would mean reliving more of this movie and -- well -- life's too short. But mention should be made of the fact that both Deep Impact and Armageddon make a big to-do about how this asteroid-collision stuff is all too real. Bummer. Yes, it's probably true that asteroids wiped out the dinosaurs 65 million years ago. But I wonder what all those dinos would think now if they saw Armageddon. Mightn't they say, "You mean we died for this?" Maybe it is time for another asteroid hit. I can recommend a few targets in Hollywood.

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