Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): I hope you don't mind, but I've cast a brainy love spell that's set to be triggered in everyone who reads the first sentence in this horoscope. And since you've now done just that, you are already becoming much smarter about the way you conduct your romantic affairs. You're beginning to think more with your heart and feel more with your head. Any minute now, you'll be flooded with intuitions about how you've been unconsciously sabotaging your most invigorating passions, and what you can do to change that.

Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): The anesthesia is wearing off. When you come to, you might feel a stinging sensation in your wallet and a rash on your conscience, but otherwise you'll be as good as new -- maybe even better if you consider how much nicer-looking your shadow is now. What you've just learned, Aquarius, is a lesson you'll never see hyped in one of those million-dollar, 30-second commercials that equate sex appeal with the acquisition of consumer goods. Sometimes, fate's way of making you into a more tantalizing companion is to take something away from you.

Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20): It's gonna be a sweet week, Pisces. A creme brulee kind of week. In fact there's a danger of it becoming too sweet -- sort of like wolfing down creme brulee, brownies, pie, pudding, and ice cream in one sitting. I know there would be a giddy poetic justice in being able to so ferociously balance the sourness of a while back, but you don't want to indulge so gluttonously that you set up the necessity for a karmic backlash. How about if instead of concentrated sweets you go for exotic variety? Make it a hummus-risotto-sushi-dal-creme brulee kind of week.

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