Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Are you ready for your closest brush to date with a psychic phenomenon or supernatural presence? If not, that's OK. Just quietly announce to the cosmos, "I'm not ready for a lyrical outbreak of eerie grace," and the mystery will pass you by, no questions asked. If, however, you're open or even eager to receive help from a dimension beyond the reach of your senses, murmur this prayer: "Here I am, sweetness. Come and find me."
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): When I close my eyes and send my psychic probes to explore your next eight days, I get some pretty funny visions. I see you lying on a bed of nails like some self-punishing yogi, except that you're also being fed peeled grapes by a gorgeous love-slave. Or I see you sitting in a lush, paradisiacal garden, apparently oblivious to your surroundings as you read a nerve-warping scarefest by Stephen King. Luckily, your future is not predetermined, and does not necessarily have to conform to these conjectures. Now that you know what trends to willfully avoid, I see no reason why you won't end up reading love poetry and being fed grapes while lying on a relaxing hammock in a lush garden.
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Seeing as how you'll be getting lots of debating practice during the coming weeks, I thought maybe I should help prepare you. Here's an axiom beloved by the class of people who argue for a living, the lawyers: "When the law is against you, argue the facts; when the facts are against you, argue the law; when the facts and the law are against you, pound on the table." Be alert for this approach being used against you, Aquarius; and don't hesitate to employ it yourself if your cause is truly holy.
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20): The doggie bag is your metaphor of the week, Pisces. Its image should be in the back of your mind wherever you go, reminding you to take away leftovers from every situation you encounter. In other words, just as you should never eat an entire feast in one sitting, neither should you give everything, say everything, or use up everything in any single session. Always leave a little something in reserve, some secret still unspoken, some promise yet to be fulfilled.