After this broadside, we found it hard to get off the couch for several days. So we were greatly relieved to receive this note from Jeffrey C. Goldman, who obviously shares Dog Bites' unhealthy obsession with Jon Carroll's column.
So I was thinking that since moving from Boston a year ago, I have attempted to read Jon Carroll every day. I have not yet decided whether reading his columns is worse than, say, when mean people make it hard for students to attend political conventions in Seneca Falls. Although, yowsa. An idea: how about? A contest to see who can write the worst (best?) Jon Carroll-type column; the winner could get, I don't know, what? A subscription to the Chronicle?
Hey, look, what's that sound? It's jgoldman@horngroup.com.
We would try to top Mr. Goldman's effort, but we're still getting over the other stuff.
As told to Laurel Wellman
Tip Dog Bites -- especially if you're disgruntled. Phone 536-8139; fax 777-1839; e-mail dogbites@sfweekly.com.
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