Runners-up Josh Coolidge, Harrison Shaffer, Carl Steadman, Jacqui Van Keuren, and Marty Lewallen get ... nothing, although the witty Mr. Lewallen suggested several additional titles -- Home on the Range: '60s Split Levels; Kitten With a Whip: Photo Pornography From 1940-1960; and Spittoons! -- any one of which, we're sure, would make a winning addition to the publisher's range.
As told to Laurel Wellman
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