But there is a problem: Leah doesn't seem to want the book, and has not contacted us at all, let alone sent us her address. It's making us feel pretty rejected, and anyway we have too damn much stuff around here already.
So please, if you are Leah or just know her, call or write Dog Bites and let us know if you want the book. We'll be here.
As told to Laurel Wellman
Tip Dog Bites -- especially if you're disgruntled. Phone 536-8139; fax 777-1839; e-mail firstname.lastname@example.org.