Musical Diplomacy Local philanthropist James Hormel, whose appointment to a Luxembourg ambassadorship has been stonewalled by members of Congress, might want to kill some time at Call Me Madam, the Irving Berlin musical inspired by ... a troubled American ambassadorship in Luxembourg! Back in 1949, real-life Washington hostess Perle Mesta was appointed ambassador; the following year, Ethel Merman starred as Sally Adams, a socialite and adept political negotiator whose style doesn't translate well overseas when she's appointed ambassador to "Lichtenburg." Berlin, the creator of White Christmas, wrote "Hostess With the Mostes" for this one. Cabaret singer Meg Mackay stars as Adams in the production, the last of 42nd Street Moon's "Delicious Dames of Broadway!" forgotten musicals series. It previews at 8 p.m. (and runs through Dec. 20) at the New Conservatory Theater, 25 Van Ness (at Market), S.F. Admission is $10-20; call 861-8972.
Who Are the People in Your Neighborhood? Meeting youngsters and oldsters and in-betweensters from every corner of the city has got to be the biggest payback to the Volunteer Center of San Francisco's Holiday Volunteer Opportunities. There are other rewards, of course, like taking a break from shopping madness, and finding a creative outlet: The kids at the Precita Valley Community Center Christmas Party will love your dancing/stories/magic tricks, for example, and the Lifeline Ministries Women's Shelter will look much more festive with holiday decorations and artfully wrapped packages under the tree. Projects generally last for a few hours, beginning on Thanksgiving with meal preparation and service at local agencies like Larkin Street Youth Center and Little Brothers-Friends of the Elderly. After that, it's a whirlwind of Christmas lunches with seniors, hospital patient visits, kids' parties, and cookie bake-offs. Call the Volunteer Center of San Francisco at 982-8999 or visit their Web site at www.vcsf.org for information on participating agencies. Donations of clothing, toiletries, toys, and such are also welcome -- ask about holiday wish lists. For more information on what's happening this holiday season, see our Holiday Gift Guide after Page 54.
Kolo of the Wild
Balkanites celebrate their cultural heritage today, too; not with turkey and football, but with a vivid swirl of long skirts and spirited percussion at the 47th annual Kolo Festival. The event offers a new perspective on a region many Americans think of merely as war-torn, with singing and dancing for beginners as well as more experienced members of the local Bulgarian, Croatian, Greek, and Romanian communities. The round of parties and workshops begins tonight with folk dancing; on Friday and Saturday, Joe Graziosi teaches Greek dances, Mitko Manov teaches Bulgarian dances, and Mark Forry teaches Croatian and Bosnian songs. The Yeseta Brothers Tamburitza Band of L.A. accompany a Friday night dance and Saturday night sing-along, and Yuri Yuvinakov plays Gypsy and Bulgarian wedding music; between sets, guests snack on Middle Eastern refreshments and explore music and folk art booths. The festival begins at 8 p.m. (and runs through Saturday) at the Russian Center, 2450 Sutter (at Divisadero), S.F. Admission is $5-20; call (800) 730-5615.
Due to simple unfortunate timing, the under-21 set -- and really, the under-31 set -- just missed seeing the Clash and Stiff Little Fingers play live at the height of their powers, but they'll get a taste of what it might have been like at two all-ages Swingin' Utters shows this weekend. With Five Lessons Learned, their most recent release on Fat Wreck Chords, the Utters dig into punk's past, and their own, with the title track ("Beyond and back and I'm still the same/ Kicked over some old trash but I still waste"). With seasoned singer Johnny Bonnel at the mike, the Utters crank out songs that range from brooding to pissed to bitterly funny, generating infectious, head-bobbing riffs as they go. Listen for hints of the Pogues (from the fiddle and accordion embellishment) and Social Distortion, with whom the band toured over its nearly decadelong career and multiple national and international outings. The Reducers and the Working Stiffs open tonight's show at 10 p.m. (the Spastics, followed by Murder City Devils, open Saturday's show) at Bottom of the Hill, 1233 17th St. (at Texas), S.F. Admission is $5 each night; call 621-4455.
Yearning to know more about life's dark and often gruesome side is normal, according to Jack B. Haskins, a University of Tennessee professor, although by "normal," he means commonplace, and not necessarily laudable. Haskins' article "Why Do Humans Have Morbid Curiosity?" appears in Issue No. 1 of Morbid Curiosity, a magazine that, in the same premiere issue, explored necrophilia, bug consumption, mortuary science, and other delightful topics. Contributors to Issue No. 2 (which delves into Mad Cow Disease, voodoo, and Auschwitz) will read at an Automatism Press book party moderated by editor Loren Rhoads. To satisfy your own morbid curiosity about the magazine, check out its Web site at www.charnel.com/automatism, which offers all kinds of fun links to sites like the National Museum of Surgical Science and the L.A. County Coroner's Office, which has a gift shop. The reading begins at 4 p.m. at Borderlands Books, 534 Laguna (at Fell), S.F. Admission is free; call 558-8978.
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