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Gray Davis' Lite-Rockin' Inaugural Eve Not that we were asking for a hip governor or anything, but some of the musical offerings at events celebrating Gray Davis' inauguration as governor of California in Sacramento on Jan. 4 are, to be kind, frightening. The series of events, staged by Merv Griffin Productions, includes festivities that are innocuous enough: Henry Winkler speaking on education, as well as performances from student music groups representing every county in the state (fun fact: there are 58 of 'em). But the biggest event is the invite-only concert at the Arco Arena on inauguration eve, which -- says a release from the governor-elect's office -- will feature a lineup that includes Kenny G, Coolio, and "the legendary Lionel Richie," which is one way to put it. Spokesperson Andrew Govenar (no joke) says the goal was to include a variety of musicians that reflects "the diversity the governor wants to keep in his administration." Mr. Govenar also promises "special surprise guests." You've been warned. (M.A.)
What's That Fuzz? There were problems with the Roxie Cinema's ongoing holiday screenings of Jesus Christ Superstar -- and they had nothing to with the film's connection to the three scariest words in contemporary music: Andrew, Lloyd, and Webber. Programmer Elliot Lavine, who felt the movie combined appropriate parts chintz and holiday cheer for a holiday-week (and 25th anniversary) showing, requested a print from Universal Studios back in August. But the copy that showed up at the Roxie in early December was, Lavine says, substandard: The print of the 1973 musical was old and faded, and the Roxie's been using filters to compensate for the pinkish patina that often plagues aging celluloid. While Lavine says the copy of Superstar he received was "watchable," he immediately called upon Universal to dig up a better copy in its archives. The studio -- which Lavine notes "took the request very seriously" and was eager to assist -- did find another copy, but Lavine says he was told it was much worse. Screenings will continue through Dec. 31; Lavine says he'll refund admission to any patron displeased with image quality -- provided the whole movie hasn't played already. (M.A.)
Lente Mode Yup, that was Depeche Mode's Martin Gore and Andrew Fletcher hanging out at the Cat Club's "Club 1984" a couple of Thursdays back, the night before their sold-out show at the New Arena in Oakland. The pair spent about two hours at the nightspot mingling, ensconced in a private room set up for them in the back of the club so "they wouldn't get rushed by fans," as "1984" DJ Dangerous Dan said. He also noted that while he didn't spend much time talking to the pair, Gore was heard to be expressing surprise at how the '80s were becoming popular again. We're sure surprised too, but given the five people who bought Depeche Mode's last original album, 1997's techno-bandwagoneering Ultra, we're also sure they're not complaining. (M.A.)
Oops Robert Arriaga's item on Perry Farrell last week ("Spin Off") incorrectly stated that Peretz is Farrell's real last name; Peretz is his traditional Jewish name. We apologize for the error. (M.A.)
Riff Raff riffraff: Robert Arriaga (R.A.), Mark Athitakis (M.A.), Johnny DiPaola (J.D.P.), Silke Tudor (S.T.), and Heather Wisner (H.W.). Send Bay Area music news, band stories, or petty gripes to mathitakis@sfweekly.com, or mail it to Riff Raff, c/o SF Weekly.