Hey, Faggot: I am a breeder male in my 30s, obese, mediocre endowment. My current relationship started when I met G, an older divorcee, online. We met at a get-together for chat-line acquaintances. Two months later, we moved in together and we're still madly in love five years later.
My problem is our sex life. The first month, we were having sex three or four times a day. We slowed down once the novelty had worn off, but our sex life was still pretty good. Then G went through menopause; now her libido has almost entirely dried up! We're still affectionate: We kiss, hug, cuddle, etc. For her, three times a month is plenty. I've been considering asking her permission to seek another sex partner. Problem is, even if I had her permission, I don't have a lot to offer another woman. If she's looking for a strictly physical relationship, I don't have a hard body or a big cock. If she wants to "date," I don't have much discretionary income. If she's looking for a relationship, I've already got a life partner.
What I would like to find is a woman interested in a long-term "friendship with sex," but I don't know if that's realistic. I will never leave G, or go behind her back, but I'm sexually frustrated. Assuming G would be willing for our relationship to be "open," how could I find a lover who would get involved with me under these circumstances?
Hey, HB: You could find a spare lover in all the usual ways: personal ads, bars, street corners, online. But first, you really ought to have a conversation with G about your sexual frustration. Make her aware that you're unhappy before you ask her permission to find someone in addition to her to see to your sexual needs. Perhaps if she knew, she'd make an effort to have sex with you more often, or she'd get some of those bat hormone pills or whatever it is post-menopausal women take to keep them horny.
If she doesn't want to take the bat hormones, and gives you permission to look elsewhere, your troubles will, naturally, have just begun. You're right: Under your circumstances, with your physical, emotional, and financial limitations, it is going to be extremely difficult for you to find a woman interested in a "friendship with sex." Since the other woman is going to be hard to find, you'll have to invest a lot of time looking for her, which could have a negative impact on your relationship with G. Time spent searching for another woman is time you can't spend kissing, hugging, and cuddling G. She may agree to your searching for a piece on the side in theory, but she may not like what that means once you put it into practice.
That said, maybe once you have permission to look elsewhere, you'll be more at peace with your sexual lot in life. Oftentimes knowing that we can seize opportunity when opportunity presents itself -- or herself -- allows us to take a more Zen approach to cheatin': If it happens, it happens. Considering your circumstances, the Zen approach would be best; looking for something you can't find may drive you just as nuts as not getting what you need at home.
Hey, Faggot: I'm a 19-year-old college student in New York. My girlfriend and I have been together for a year-and-a-half. I am the only serious boyfriend she has ever had, and recently she told me that she wants to know what it is like to have sex with other people. We were very frightened about the uncertainty that this might inject into our relationship, and so we came up with a compromise: an "open swinging" relationship. We could have sex with other people, but only together.
I was raised to believe in monogamy and fidelity, but I confess the idea does hold some allure. My question is this: When it comes down to the moment -- when she is fucking someone else and I am right there -- how do I handle the jealousy? I visualize it now and want to tear my hair out! Will this work? I am so nervous! I'd appreciate any advice you could give me about handling my jealousy and any tips on how to survive my girlfriend's "sowing her wild oats" period.
Hey, Brian: Will this work? No, it won't, not where you're at. If you can't contemplate "open swinging" without being driven mad with jealousy, then don't put yourself through it! The messy reality will be harder to take than any of the mental images you've conjured up. Here's a better plan: Break up, go your separate ways for six months or so, then think about getting back together. Or, if you can't be parted and must have three- and/or four-ways, reserve vaginal intercourse for each other and only do fore- and oral play with your guests.
Hey, Faggot: I'll spare you the details and just lay out the facts -- as embarrassing as they are to me. I've been seeing this girl I like and everything was going quite nicely. Then after a night out drinking together, we wound up in bed. After a little bit of foreplay, I went down to the holey land and started to eat her out. All was fine and good for about 20 minutes. Then ... I threw up. Yes, with my mouth on her pussy. She threw me out.
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