Best Nightclub for a Religious Experience

Mass is a little bit of heaven in a nightclub. The incredible sound system, the unbelievable light shows, and the surge of hot, sweaty men gyrating to the sounds of DJ Phil B. will make you want to attend religiously. In fact, the reason it is only held once a month is that like everything else, too much of a good thing could cause some serious trouble. Besides the great atmosphere, crowd, and DJ, the club has a strict zero-tolerance drug policy, so you can be proud to tell your mother you attended Sunday "Mass," and you can still make that Monday morning meeting.