Best Pet Shop

Ever since Sammy's Pet World sold out to Petco and became a dull, unpleasant place to shop, Bernal Beast has assumed the mantle as the best place in town to accessorize your dog. This friendly neighborhood emporium has got it all: leashes, chains, collars, Kongs, leather quirts, squishy toys. Your dog's favorites, though, are bound to be the chewables -- even if humans may find them a bit, um, disturbing. There are petrified bull dicks, pigs' noses, lambs' ears: the kind of stuff dogs go mad about. But the store also carries a selection of healthy kibble and vegetarian stuff for picky eaters.