"If Calle were a person," snorts Tinkerbell's trainer, "she'd be the kind to fold up the wrapping paper and save it."
As if in agreement, Tinkerbell snorts back, spraying watermelon mush on the nearest spectators.
"Nothing says "Merry Christmas' like getting sprayed with elephant snot," says a man in red scarf and earmuffs.
Everyone laughs.
It's funny because it's true.
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