People & Places

Best Local Comedian Robin Williams

Best Local Stripper Carol Doda

Best Local Writer Dave Eggers

Best Local Hipster Nate Tynan

Best Beat Cop Alex Fagan

Best Place to Go on a First Date Midori Mushi

Best New Career Option for Willie Brown Pimp

Best Fashion Plate Willie Brown

Best Radio DJ Renel in the Morning, 98.1 KISS-FM

Best TV Talking Head Dennis Richmond, KTVU Channel 2

Best Local Politician Tom Ammiano

Worst Local Politician Willie Brown

Best Reason to Vote Against Gavin Newsom "Care Not Cash"

Best Place to Start an Affair Craigslist

Best Place to End an Affair Golden Gate Bridge

Best Local Scandal Fajitagate

Best Change in S.F. Since 2002 Cheaper Rents

Best Use for All That Extra Duct Tape Bondage