By Emma Silvers
By Gary Moskowitz
By Alee Karim
By Ian S. Port
By Ian S. Port
By Derek Opperman
By Emma Silvers
By Alee Karim
Sucking Satan's dick can really change a person.
Just ask Rodney Mitchell, a guy who had been taking his lumps for years playing music in what he calls "nobody's underground," the limbo between obscurity and fame that most people know as the world of independent rock. Frustrated and finally fed up, he had what amounted to a nervous breakdown a couple of years ago: crying, punching mirrors, curling up in the fetal position on the bathroom floor, the whole thing. But at that precise moment, that lowest ebb in the tide of his life, salvation came. In a puff of sulfur, Lucifer, the Archfiend, King of Hell, materialized before him with pants around ankles and contract in hand.
Exactly one blow job and one sex change later, Rodney – now known as Rhonda Delight – was transformed into the biggest pop diva the world had ever seen.
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The Faustian tale is from an album called Satan's Kickin' Yr Dick In: The Story of Rhonda Delight, a noise/hardcore/rock opera by the Bloomington, Ind., outfit Racebannon. At first glance, it would seem the opera is over before it's even begun: The cover of the CD is a picture of a fat lady singing, a beefy, platinum-blond chanteuse with a fur coat and streaked mascara wrapping her greasy red lips around a microphone. But look closer. That's no lady.
"That's our singer Mike as Rhonda Delight," says guitarist James Bauman in a warm, Wabash drawl that's not quite Great Lakes, not quite Dixie. "And that's him painted up as the devil on the inside of the CD, too. We wanted the record to have that androgynous feel. Mike's really into that kind of thing."
Bauman, Mike Anderson, drummer Brad Williams, bassist Chris "Sal" Saligoe, erstwhile "noise DJ" Dave Britts, and a roadie known only as Tank make up Racebannon, a group that has been emptying stomachs and filling underpants across the country for over six years now. Its schizophrenic opus from 2001, In the Grips of the Light, was a gorgeously chaotic wreck of an album. Still, it was a mere stretching exercise before the spazzcore decathlon that is Satan's Kickin' Yr Dick In. The record files Racebannon's toothier edges down to a single, scalpel-sharp point; hunks of Zorn-like improv and free-jazz pandemonium are crammed into the opera's complex structure. A trepan to the cranium would probably be more soothing.
"If it's hurting, it's working," states Bauman simply. "That's kind of our idea."
Speaking of hurting, few things in the world sound as painful as getting your dick kicked in by Beelzebub. But is the title of Racebannon's new album just a metaphor for being beaten up? Or is it a double entendre, some kind of dirty slang for Rodney/ Rhonda's forced gender conversion?
"Oh yeah, that's exactly what it is. The title works both ways like that," Bauman admits. "Rhonda was Rodney, a boy, and then Satan literally kicked his dick in and turned him into a woman. It's a classic tale of selling your soul to the devil to become a big star; we just followed that same kind of formula."
Of course, after Rhonda Delight becomes an A-list prima donna, things start hitting the fan. Succumbing to arrogance, avarice, and a boatload of OxyContin, she ultimately faces Satan once more when he returns to claim her as hell's own. It's a denouement of epic, even metaphysical proportions. All the while, Anderson rips the lyrics out of his throat in such a blood-gurgling panic, you'd think his words were chunks of barbed wire he'd just accidentally swallowed.
"We were really influenced by that more intense, screamy stuff," Bauman says, speaking of the wave of early '90s bands like Antioch Arrow, Honeywell, and Mohinder that injected brain-curdling screeches into a spastic, atonal mutation of hardcore. The sassy kids call it "screamo" nowadays, though the term has been jokingly circulating around the punk scene for years. "But with our new album, we wanted to make the music a little more aggressive, a little more metal, since Satan's involved."
Regardless of Racebannon's distant relation to screamo, Bauman is perplexed at the parallels drawn between his band and some of that style's trendier exponents such as the Blood Brothers and the Locust. "What separates us from those bands," he says, "is that we've never, ever wanted anything to do with image. We're just some dudes. It's our music that matters, and that's it. You see some of these new bands, and they sound like pure garbage. But their hair looks good. Everyone's taking lots of pictures."
True, the men of Racebannon are far from being paparazzi-hounded pinups. But their choice of Mephistophelean subject matter has created a certain friction between them and the media -- not to mention their own families. "When we get press, sometimes they can't print the title of our album in their magazines or newspapers," Bauman explains. "'Satan' by itself isn't really a bad word, and neither is 'dick.' I guess when you put them together, though, that's some bad news. It's like with my parents: They're totally religious, and since I was a little metalhead when I was a kid my mom always used to ask me if I worshipped Satan. When she first read about the new album, she was like, 'What's this? Satan's kicking your dick in? That's disgusting.' And that's pretty much where it stopped. She didn't want to talk too much about it. But that made it even more fun for me."