By Emma Silvers
By Gary Moskowitz
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By Ian S. Port
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Mad Dog in the Fog: British expats flock here for televised "football" games and pints of their favorite ale. Check out the infamous pub quiz on Thursday, reggae DJs on Friday, and rockabilly bands on Saturday. 530 Haight (at Fillmore), 626-7279.
Make-Out Room: It feels almost like a bingo parlor at the community church. Fortunately, the quirky Midwestern atmosphere of this bar lends itself to the mostly folk and country acts that play here. 3225 22nd St. (at Mission), 647-2888.
Mario's Bohemian Cigar Store: When the tenor player starts blowing "Stardust" around sunset and the light is just right, few places in North Beach can beat the ambience of this landmark cafe. Some of the city's best players show up in the jazz combos that start early, stay late, and usually offer classic standards. 566 Columbus (at Union), 362-0536.
Marlena's: This beer-and-wine nook swings to a wide-ranging jukebox on weekdays and to a jazz-blues quartet on weekends; stick around for Saturday night's sassy drag show. 488 Hayes (at Octavia), 864-6672.
Marrakech: Moroccan décor, Middle Eastern music (both live and DJ'd), and phyllo dough make Marrakech a choice spot for a meal or drinks. On weekends you can trade moves with professional belly dancers. 419 O'Farrell (at Gough), 776-6717.
Martuni's: This very gay piano bar features pianists ranging from the classically trained to the classically cornball. Its solid reputation as a place to get tipsy and belt out a little Sondheim keeps its walls packed. But don't think that just anyone can step up to the mike -- the tone-deaf are weeded out posthaste. 4 Valencia (at Market), 241-0205.
Mecca: DJs spinning soul songs and pianists pounding out jazz tunes almost make up for the pricey entrees and steep cocktails. But if you've got it, Mecca's worth it. 2029 Market (at Dolores), 621-7000.
Metronome Ballroom: Come learn to dance like the pros -- swing, salsa, tango, and other partnered steps -- or just come to show off. Either way, the DJs and live bands send people twirling and twisting. 1830 17th St. (at De Haro), 252-9000.
Mezzanine: Is that 50 Cent and his posse? J. Lo? This place is red-velvet slick, although the dance floor's loud enough and packed enough that you may forget. Or you can just go upstairs to the more chilled-out lounge. 444 Jessie (at Fifth St.), 820-9669.
Mighty: Live funk bands and beat-friendly DJs make it easy to show off on the dance floor; the $10 cover, however, does not. 119 Utah (at 15th St.), 626-7001.
Milk: As one of the Haight's best-sounding rooms, Milk features DJ sets of dance-ready hip hop, soul, and funk. If you show up before 9 p.m., admission is free. "Sushi Sunday" is a matinee of up-and-coming rock and punk bands that starts in the afternoon and carries no cover. 1840 Haight (at Stanyan), 387-2996.
Mint Karaoke Lounge: Top-notch singers -- amateur and, it's suspected, otherwise -- flex their intimidating karaoke skills here, but the lounge's dim lighting and cozy feel when packed in (which is often) are sufficiently comforting to the rest of us, too. 1942 Market (at Duboce), 626-4726.
Monkey Club: Bright primary colors and creamy curtains create a Middle East-meets-Hollywood setting for beats and grooves that are equally world-wise in scope. The clientele seems friendlier than most (but maybe that's because the delicious drinks are so strong). 2730 21st St. (at Bryant), 647-2144.
Moose's: Talked about more for its food than for its jazz pianists (and rightly so), Moose's boasts a devoted slew of regulars and a full and friendly bar for one-timers. 1652 Stockton (at Filbert), 989-7800.
Movida Lounge: Nightly DJs dropping hip hop (from the Roots to the rest) along with punchy sake cocktails rank this tiny hangout as one of the city's hippest. 200 Fillmore (at Waller), 934-8637.
Mr. Ralph's: A homey, artsy coffee shop (that serves beer and wine) with live jazz on Thursday and DJ'd world beat otherwise, Mr. Ralph's has a pleasant aura that offers a necessary breather. 90 Natoma (at First St.), 641-7933.
New Langton Arts: The 55-person theater houses the fringe -- from experimental performance art to John Cagelike music. Though puzzling at times, these weekly shows always sizzle. 1246 Folsom (at Ninth St.), 626-5416.
Nickie's: When the Lower Haight was dirty and funky, Nickie's was the place to dance and get sweaty till early in the a.m. Now the neighborhood's changed, but Nickie's still serves up some of the best weekly parties in town as patrons get down to the sound of reggae, hip hop, soul, and world beats. 460 Haight (at Fillmore), 621-6508.
Noe Valley Ministry: At NVM -- home to the "Noe Valley Music" series -- come hear high-class bluegrass, folk, and old-time music in a stunning 200-person sanctuary (don't worry; they set up chairs). Tickets can be pricey, but the tunes are quality. 1021 Sanchez (at 23rd St.), 282-2317.
N'Touch Dance Club: From karaoke to thumping house beats, from male go-go dancers to divas, this gay club offers nightly spice, teeming with vibrancy and attitude. 1548 Polk (at Sacramento), 444-8413.
Odeon: The Odeon ranks up there with the quirkiest of local establishments. Although yuppies and gawkers aren't always welcomed, some of the most fun and untamed of music and cabaret acts are. 3223 Mission (at Valencia), 550-6994.