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But that hasn't quelled grumbles from within the Los Angeles-based church as to how the spiritual leader of 5 million worldwide adherents could have fallen prey to con artists, especially since the church's governing board says it was never consulted about the investments.
Which brings us to the convention.
"A lot of us want answers that haven't been provided and we don't intend to leave San Francisco without them," the pastor of a large Foursquare congregation in Southern California tells Dog Bites, on condition that his name not be used. "To put it mildly, I would say you could expect some fireworks."
As it turns out, Risser had invested his and his former congregation's money in one of the Ponzi schemes even before becoming Foursquare president in 1998 and had crowed to friends about the great returns he had received, church sources say. Dozens of ministers and others within Foursquare viewed his success as a green light to plunk their money down, these sources say. Jeff Miller, 54, a Foursquare pastor in Riverside, lost his $140,000 retirement savings. "It looked so good that I was planning to retire at 57," he says. The widow of a church district supervisor who worked under Risser lost the $1.8 million she had collected from her husband's life insurance policy after his death in an auto accident.
In 2000, Risser and his wife bought a million-dollar home in Downey, Calif., that had belonged to musician Richard Carpenter, brother of the late Karen Carpenter. About the same time, Risser engineered the sale of Foursquare's historic Los Angeles radio station, KFSG-FM, to a commercial broadcaster for $250 million.
Church officials say the $15 million Risser acknowledged losing came from radio station proceeds. The church has provided almost no information about its finances, including how the rest of the radio windfall is invested, upsetting even some veteran ministers. (Officials have promised to provide more information at the S.F. confab.) Since March, Foursquare has been under the stewardship of Risser's handpicked vice president, Jared Roth, who is expected to be a leading contender for the presidency when the group's governing council appoints Risser's permanent replacement at the convention.
Some have questioned whether, despite his resignation, Risser has really ceded power. Under Roth, church news releases have continued to praise Risser, and, church sources note, he continues to occupy a corner office at the denomination's headquarters -- two months after the financial debacle became public.
As the Foursquare delegates are trying to square the church's finances, the city's restaurants figure to be big winners. For three days before they get here, they'll be fasting. (Ron Russell)
Are you like us? Do you and your friends while away the hours reading excerpts from poorly conceived, noxiously executed lifestyle columns in the San Francisco Chronicle? Well, it's time to put your knowledge of the local limning lineup to the test! Play SF Weekly's favorite new party game, Columnist Match, and try to identify the authors of the telltale excerpts below. (We haven't played any dirty tricks: Each columnist has only one excerpt.) Need a couple of hints? Don't be fooled by columns with a title; as readers learned when "Real Stories" inexplicably became "Life Studies" one week after its debut, names don't mean anything. Indeed, success in Columnist Match requires more subtle skills of recognition -- a keen eye for cliché, a dead ear for language and pacing, and an uncanny ability to differentiate between columnists who can't be bothered with trifling matters like tone and voice. Answers below.
1) If there is anything that we have learned from the Temples story, which was widely reported in the media, it is that adoption can be a confusing, wrenching, and discouraging process.
3) There is something particularly unsettling and ominous about the nature of this war. It is both unprecedented and familiar, high-tech and primitive. ... This war is a home movie of Lord of the Flies: chaotic, brutal and as intimate as a strangers breath on our necks.
5) They talk again that night. And the next morning. And the following night. And every day, twice a day. He also writes her letters. Romantic letters.
6) As horrified as I was to be staying in an apartment complex where not one resident took the New Yorker, I was just as de-horrified, even relieved, to live among people who, dare I say, rented.
8) Oakland street minister Donald Weeks has been portrayed as both a saint who has healed drug addicts and a sinner cloaked in a robe and collar who sexually abused a boy, depending on whom you ask.
9) The centers success doesnt stem from always changing lives. Its because it just helped people live them.
10) Even after a double americano, we despair of our own inarticulate speech, its sentence fragments spliced together with the crutch-word like, and doubtless the outward sign of inward fuzzy thought and spiritual vagueness. Even more crushing is our reflection on another of Jones aphoristic remarks: I sometimes think of Anglicanism as the Zen Buddhism of the West -- quoted in 101 Reasons to be Episcopalian.