By Pete Kane
By Anna Roth
By Lou Bustamante
By Anna Roth
By Max A. Cherney
By Anna Roth
By Alex Hochman
By Anna Roth
I'm happy to be back at Café Maritime, contemplating another Brandy Crusta (Sura gets an apple martini with a dot of purple Chambord at its base, an extra treat added by the thoughtful bartender/server when Sura says she'd like a drink on the sweet side), but I'm slightly miffed that the menu is completely unchanged. Soft-shell crabs are again unavailable (no explanation offered this time), and the only two entrees I haven't already tried are the shrimp linguine -- the last ingredient in its description, "roasted tomatoes, garlic, basil, & orange," adds a bit of a fillip, but not enough to entice us -- and the hanger steak, which I figure is only there for the seafood-haters. (My father, not a hater but not much of an enthusiast, would be pretty much out of luck: Everything else on the menu is fishy. Even the spring vegetable salad comes with lobster salad toast.) We decide to concentrate on the starters.
And we start splendidly with the smaller of the two seafood platters. We get nine oysters (three each of the three varieties on offer: Hog Island, Malpeque, and Kumamoto); three littleneck clams; three mussels; two jumbo heads-on prawns in the shell; and a chilled half lobster (instead, we're told, of the usual Dungeness crab, which the kitchen is out of). The icy seaweed-draped platter comes with little cups of cocktail sauce, a very good shallot vinaigrette, and lots of lemon wedges. The shellfish is fresh and briny, just what it should be. (My only quibble: The three types of oysters, among my favorites, are similar, small and easily downed; a bigger, more assertive variety would've been a welcome contrast.) We have an excellent time, cracking and dipping and slurping.
San Francisco, CA 94123
Region: Marina/ Cow Hollow
Stuffed squid $8.50
Crab cakes $11.50
Seafood platter $35/$60
Halibut with garlic sauce $16
Grilled salmon $14.50
Panna cotta $5.50
Open nightly from 5:30 p.m. to 1 a.m.
Parking: moderately difficult
Noise level: moderate
Then come three more starters: creamy New England seafood chowder, freighted with chunks of potato and many cubes of good, smoky bacon as well as salmon, tiny shrimp, and clams; three lightly grilled sea scallops atop white beans, ringed with tomatillo salsa verde, contrasting in color as well as flavor; and a big bowl of Prince Edward Island mussels, steamed in Anchor Steam beer and helped along with bits of linguiça, garlic, tomatoes, and shredded arugula, and further encouraged by a glass of Alsatian pinot gris I choose from Café Maritime's compact (15 whites, 15 reds and rosés, three "bubbles") but well-selected wine list. We eavesdrop on one of the owners, chatting with a young family from the neighborhood whose two tots enjoyed pasta with butter made specially for them while their parents raved about their mussels and halibut; he's recommending other favorite local restaurants, including A16 and Emporio Rulli.
The dessert list offers the same four options as before: I forgo another perfect panna cotta to try the chocolate brownie, an unusually light version like a flourless chocolate cake, with butterscotch sauce and a ball of coffee ice cream that Sura finishes for me, despite her pleasure with her own peach crisp. The dessert list is loaded with other after-dinner temptations, however: ports and dessert wines, cognacs, single malts, grappas, and alcohol-and-whipped-cream-enhanced coffee drinks. (I've since managed to unearth a couple more Café Maritime menus, which bear few changes. On the dinner one, the only difference is a substitute of sardines for the scallops in the starter, with the same accompaniments of white beans and salsa verde. But I'm intrigued by the dessert offerings of coconut cream pie, a hot fudge sundae, and a root beer float -- the sorts of things we'd seen in the Thiebaud paintings. There's even a blue-plate special offered among Café Maritime's bargain-priced offerings for its "Industry Hour" from 11 p.m. to 1 a.m., which, we note, is two hours and not designed to encourage much industry the day after.)
When we leave, we overhear the owner say he's waiting for Michael Bauer to come in. "I just want him to taste my food!" he says fiercely. We hope he enjoys his dinner as much as we did ours.
Find everything you're looking for in your city
Find the best happy hour deals in your city
Get today's exclusive deals at savings of anywhere from 50-90%
Check out the hottest list of places and things to do around your city