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Donkey Doo Doesn't Smell

Are you an apologist for Democratic Party aspirations? Do quiz, find out.

C) No need to reach, that's the great thing about Dean. He'll just scream in their general direction.

7) And, finally, the big question: Who should the Democrats run in 2008? Who can best restore dignity and ideals to the party?

A) Please. Queer Eye for the Straight Guy couldn't make this party look good.

B) Look, we need someone who can connect with the middle ground of this country, a strong leader who can appeal to the stalwart ideals of the Midwest and South. A man like Dick Gephardt.

C) Five words: Vice President William Jefferson Clinton.


How to score:

Score zero points for every "A" answer, one point for every "B," and two points for every "C."

0-6 points: We know, we know. If only Nader could have participated in those debates ....

7-10 points: Hey, at least your vote counted this time. Probably.

11-14 points: No Bush, hockey ... you're right, it isthe perfect time to move to Canada.

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