Bouncer

How to respond to a highly expensive, utterly dead night at the Levende Lounge? Go back!

"There needs to be one place that is only busy when everywhere else is dead," she said. She looked like the oldest living Munchkin, whom I once saw on Geraldo. "I mean a place that does its best business on Monday nights or the day before New Year's Eve."

"Duh," I said, "like, Señor Obvious called. He wants his Plain-as-the-Nose-on-His-Face idea back." We laughed, only hers was a little tee-hee. Then she turned into that creepy clairvoyant little person in Poltergeist. "You have much to be thankful for," she said. She handed me my car keys and wished me a good night.

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