Puck You!

How do you feel about the cancellation of the pro hockey season? We thought so.

6) What, in your mind, is the best part about being a loyal fan of the San Jose Sharks?

A) One of the players is named Cheechoo.

B) It's really, really easy to find street parking around the HP Pavilion.

C) Teal underwear.

7) In your opinion, who is ultimately to blame for the breakdown in talks between players and management that has led to this historic crisis in professional hockey?

A) No clue.

B) We're dealing with hockey players here -- it's gonna take some time.

C) Canadians.

How to score:

Score zero points for every "A" answer, one point for every "B," and two points for every "C."

0-6 points: At least there's plenty of other exciting nightlife in downtown San Jose ....

7-10 points: Great! Now you can catch up on all your college hockey.

11-14 points: Cheer up: The HP Pavilion's got Disney on Ice -- Monsters, Inc. next week. Maybe someone will fall and skin a knee.

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