Pop Goes the Pop King

Or is Michael Jackson simply misunderstood? Take quiz, find out.

B) Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger: "I know that Michael is innocent, and therefore I pronounce my full trust in him."

C) Dame Elizabeth Taylor: "I thought the law was innocent until proven guilty. I know he is innocent and I hope they all eat crow."

7) Even before the child molestation allegations against Michael Jackson were made public, would you have allowed your son or daughter to spend the night at Neverland Ranch?

A) If my son or daughter was a member of the SWAT team, yes.

B) We're a normal family, so thankfully we've never had to deal with that question.

C) It depends ... is Macaulay staying over, too?

How to score:

Score zero points for every "A" answer, one point for every "B," and two points for every "C."

0-6 points: Take heart: At least Michael didn't bare his breasts during the Super Bowl halftime show.

7-10 points: Congratulations! Since you're still undecided, you win an honest-to-God headline on the Michael Jackson Fan Club Web site: "Gary Coleman Offers Support."

11-14 points: Hey, when it gets rough for the true apologist, remember this line of the official fan club prayer: "He taught us how to Heal the World/ He already taught us We Are the World/ We saw a lot of bad in our generation/ And Love is the answer to that equation." Amen.

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