7) My dog is smarter than I am, and I shall abandon this whole Thinking thing and get back to some serious drinking and the occasional pedicure. Humans only try to figure stuff out to drown out the sounds of their own mediocrity, something that can be just as easily accomplished with a case of Old Style. Of that I am certain, which means, of course, that I could be wrong. -- Katy St. Clair
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