Chaos Theory
Where to drink when you find yourself broke-down in Oak-town
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Cafe Van Kleef
1621 Telegraph
Oakland, CA 94612
Category: Bars and Clubs
Region: Downtown Oakland
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I admitted that I had never really considered that argument. However, I said, if that were true, then people would already be marrying their sisters to get them into the country. He had no answer to that, but offered this: "OK, well, who is to say that if we allow gays to marry, that someone couldn't marry their dog, or their parrot, or their gerbil?" Ah, now I saw where he was coming from. He was right: The world would be plunged into total chaos. Much to his chagrin, a gay man had been sitting to his right, listening to our debate. He jumped in and began to assail Giuseppe, or Vito, or whatever his name was.
My cab was waiting for me out front, and, in true form, I couldn't find any cash to pay the guy so I had to go to an ATM. I did, however, get home. My porch light had burned out and I tripped over my lobelia plant, but I snuggled under my down comforter and fell into the great void of blissful sleep.
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