Gemini. Set in a scruffy, ethnically diverse district of South Philadelphia, Albert Innaurato's Gemini (1977) describes what happens when Francis, a mixed-up Harvard undergraduate with a weight problem and an infatuation with Maria Callas, receives a surprise birthday visit during summer vacation from his sometime squeeze, Judith, and her younger brother, Randy. The trio spend a weekend cracking sophomoric jokes, eating copious amounts of spaghetti with Francis' dad and his partner, Lucille, and fending off the attentions of the Irish-Jewish people next door. The play is full of Sturm und Drang, but the assorted suicide attempts, bouts of physical violence, and infidelities seem inauthentic and cartoonish in comparison with Gemini's deeper interest in the trivial, the coincidental, and the mundane. Actors Theatre of San Francisco doesn't quite manage to make the play's series of nonevents work. Part of the problem stems from the size and feel of the space. But the production isn't entirely to blame. The issue, ultimately, lies in the choice of play. Not only does Gemini feel dated, but Innaurato's technique of flattening out the highs and lows also doesn't exactly make for exciting theater. Through Oct. 15 at Actors Theatre, 533 Sutter (between Powell and Mason), S.F. Tickets are $10-25; call 296-9179 or visit www.actorstheatresf.org. (Chloe Veltman) Reviewed Oct. 5.
The Philanderer. George Bernard Shaw's 1893 comedy seems, on the face of it, to be very much of its time: Dealing with a resolutely heterosexual love triangle among the rakish man about town, Leonard Charteris, a young widow, Grace Tranfield, and the unmarried daughter of a colonel, Julia Craven, the play is couched in the politics of the women's rights movement. Yet at the same time, The Philanderer transcends its era: Shaw's whip-cracking critique of the hard and fast rules governing sexual relationships in Victorian times, as well as its part-playful, part-deadly-serious championing of a more fluid approach to gender, relationships, and sexuality, can be interpreted as an exploration of issues surrounding gay rights today -- and gay marital rights in particular. It is from this standpoint that Theatre Rhinoceros' rhythmic and witty production takes its lead, making the most of the play's sexual fluidity. Striding about in a period tweed pantsuit, Ann Lawler looks thoroughly boyish as Julia's sister Sylvia. Libby O'Connell's Julia, on the other hand, resembles a drag queen or a pantomime dame. And the male characters are all suitably fey. Yet for all the gender-bending, the beauty of this production lies not so much in what it says about gay marital rights in our times, but in its searing depiction of a more eternal theme -- that of what it means to be an outcast or oddball in society. Through Oct. 15 at Theatre Rhinoceros, 2926 16th St. (between Mission and South Van Ness), S.F. Tickets are $15-25; call 861-5079 or visit www.therhino.org. (Chloe Veltman) Reviewed Sept. 28.
The Tribute to Frank, Sammy, Joey & Dean. Sandy Hackett's swingin' tribute to the Rat Pack takes us back to a time when men wore tuxedos in the desert, women could be one of two things (a lady or a tramp), and Celine Dion was just a golden apple in Las Vegas' hungry eye. Frank Sinatra, Sammy Davis Jr., Joey Bishop, and Dean Martin are brought back to life by God -- and the talents of a quartet of impersonators -- for one more night of highballing at the Sands Hotel. The concert-style production, featuring a live 12-piece band, perfectly captures the spirit of a long-lost era -- from Johnny Edwards' glossy Dean Martin pompadour to what would now be considered terribly un-PC gaffs about black Jews. These particular tribute artists aren't necessarily dead ringers for Frank and company, but if you close your eyes and listen to Brian Duprey's silk-voiced renditions of "My Way" and "Come Fly With Me," you almost feel like you've been transported, martini in hand, to another time and place. In an open-ended run at the Post Street Theatre, 450 Post (at Powell), S.F. Tickets are $35-60; call 771-6900 or visit www.poststreettheatre.com. (Chloe Veltman) Reviewed Aug. 24.
Are We Almost There? Shelton Theater, 533 Sutter (at Powell), 433-3040.
BATMAN!!! The TV Show: The Play Dark Room Theater, 2263 Mission (at 18th St.), 401-7987.
BATS: Sunday Players Fort Mason, Bldg. B, Marina & Buchanan, 474-6776.
Beach Blanket Babylon Club Fugazi, 678 Green (at Powell), 421-4222.
Beyond Therapy Shelton Theater, 533 Sutter (at Powell), 433-3040.
Big City Improv Shelton Theater, 533 Sutter (at Powell), 433-3040.
Big Money The Next Stage, 1620 Gough (at Bush), Trinity Episcopal Church, 333-6389.
California Palm Shelton Theater, 533 Sutter (at Powell), 433-3040.
Cat on a Hot Tin Roof American Conservatory Theater, 30 Grant Avenue, 834-3200.
Comedy Improv at Your Disposal Shelton Theater, 533 Sutter (at Powell), 510-595-5597.
Crucifixion New Conservatory Theatre Center, 25 Van Ness (at Market), 861-8972.
Dark Horse, Indiana New Conservatory Theatre Center, 25 Van Ness (at Market), 861-8972.
Days of Wine and Roses Dean Lesher Regional Center for the Arts, 1601 Civic (at Locust), Walnut Creek, 925-943-7469.
Finn in the Underworld Berkeley Repertory's Thrust Stage, 2025 Addison (at Shattuck), Berkeley, 510-647-2949.
Four Years and Still Not Famous Dark Room Theater, 2263 Mission (at 18th St.), 401-7987.
Gathering of Gamelans Cowell Theater, Herbst Pavilion, Fort Mason (Marina & Buchanan), 345-7575.
GayProv Off-Market Studio, 965 Mission (at Fifth St.), 896-6477.
The Girl Triptych Exit Stage Left, 156 Eddy (between Taylor & Mason), 673-3847.
"Intrigue in the Mansion: Murder Mystery Dinner" The Archbishop's Mansion, 1000 Fulton (at Steiner), 563-7872.
Jesus Hopped the A Train The Fellowship Church, 2041 Larkin (at Broadway), 776-4910.
Love, Chaos & Dinner Pier 29, Embarcadero (at Battery), 273-1620.
Manumission Exit Theatre, 156 Eddy (at Taylor), 673-3847.
Menopause the Musical Theatre 39 at Pier 39, 2 Beach (Beach & Embarcadero), 433-3939.
Monday Night Improv Jam Climate Theater, 285 Ninth St. (at Folsom), 364-1411.
Monday Night Marsh The Marsh, 1062 Valencia (at 22nd St.), 826-5750.
Our Town Berkeley Repertory's Roda Theatre, 2015 Addison (at Shattuck), Berkeley, 510-647-2949.
OutSpoken New Conservatory Theatre Center, 25 Van Ness (at Market), 861-8972.
Pvt. Wars Shelton Theater, 533 Sutter (at Powell), 433-3040.
Rain Curran Theatre, 445 Geary (between Taylor and Mason), 551-2000.
Red Hot & Blue! Eureka Theatre, 215 Jackson (at Front), 788-7469.
Streetcar Named Desire Phoenix Theatre, 414 Mason (at Geary), Suite 601, 989-0023.
There Be Monsters! Exit Theatre, 156 Eddy (at Taylor), 673-3847.
Two Noble Kinsmen African American Art and Cultural Complex Center, 762 Fulton (at Webster), 394-5854.
What Mama Said About "Down There" Our Little Theater, 287 Ellis (at Taylor), 921-8234.
When God Winked The Marsh, 1062 Valencia (at 22nd St.), 826-5750.