Miss Oktoberfest

The simple pleasures of getting drunk in a German bar for Oktoberfest

Finally we were down to two. "I can do this," I told myself. My arm was shooting with pain. Just a little while longer .... Then it happened, the mother of two and my final opponent dropped her arm with a yelp, spilling her beer, and, like every Miss America before me, I gave a look of disbelief, followed by extreme joy, followed by tears. I was surrounded by photographers (no, really) and the guy in lederhosen came up to give me warm congratulations and a T-shirt.

I went back to my table for more clanging. Please do not take anything profound from my victory.

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