First Proposition, Then Conception

Take the initiative on the sticky question of parental notification

A) Are you kidding? We can't even talk about the latest episode of The O.C.without Dad blushing.

B) Yes. And at the dinner table, promptly, with all of her chores done.

C) Absolutely, we should discuss abortion. As long as we don't have to talk to our kids about sex.

7) And finally, do you think Prop. 73 will reduce the number of abortions in California?

A) Performed safely in clinics, yes.

B) Who cares? The point is that we think Planned Parenthood is evil. Haven't you seen our TV ads?

C) Of course. I just wish we could extend this "parental notification" thing to tattoos.


How to score:

Score zero points for every "A" answer, one point for every "B," and two points for every "C."

0-6 points: Let me get this straight -- Holman is an altweekly publisher who doesn't accept sex ads? What's alternative journalism coming to in this country?!?

7-10 points: On the fence, huh? Well, there's certainly no arguing that prohibition has always worked against abortion in the past.

11-14 points: Congratulations! You are a true Prop. 73 apologist. Now if we can just get this tricky overpopulation problem under control ....

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