Score zero points for every "A" answer, one point for every "B," and two points for every "C."
0-6 points: You obviously agree with Aaron Peskin, president of the Board of Supervisors, who said: "It sounds like he's on the same medication Rush Limbaugh is addicted to, and he should go see a therapist." Ooooh!
7-10 points: Everybody relax. I'm sure if there are al Qaeda cells in the United States, they're not watching Bill O'Reilly. They're watching Desperate Housewives.
11-14 points: Congratulations! You are a true apologist for the no-spin zone. Now go drill that militia.