Tower of Babble

Bill O'Reilly wants terrorists to bomb Coit Tower because we're a bunch of sissies. Whose side are you on?

B) Oh, please. You're acting like there's someone in the world who takes Bill O'Reilly seriously. I mean, aside from Bill O'Reilly.

C) I don't know, but can you just imagine the "Talking Points Memo" on that night's Factor? O'Reilly's face might melt out of pure, smug satisfaction.


How to score:

Score zero points for every "A" answer, one point for every "B," and two points for every "C."

0-6 points: You obviously agree with Aaron Peskin, president of the Board of Supervisors, who said: "It sounds like he's on the same medication Rush Limbaugh is addicted to, and he should go see a therapist." Ooooh!

7-10 points: Everybody relax. I'm sure if there are al Qaeda cells in the United States, they're not watching Bill O'Reilly. They're watching Desperate Housewives.

11-14 points: Congratulations! You are a true apologist for the no-spin zone. Now go drill that militia.

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