Split Decision

Republicans want to break up "the 9th Circus," the San Francisco-based liberal federal appeals court. Whose side are you on?

C) Hey, you know what they say: You can't have the 9th Circus without exposing a few "judicial bodies," if you know what I mean ... anybody? Anybody?

7) And finally, in the event that the 9th Circuit is eventually cleaved in half, what do you think will happen next?

A) Well, we can always try to pack the Court of Public Opinion ....

B) Something tells me Judge Wapner's gonna get himself a new seat in Montana, courtesy of an appointment by one George W.

C) The death of American jurisprudence as we know it. How long until the next Jacko trial?


How to score:

Score zero points for every "A" answer, one point for every "B," and two points for every "C."

0-6 points: We know, we know. The only label you want on your judicial robes is "Made in the U.S.A."

7-10 points: Can't make up your mind, huh? Well, I guess we know who the president won't be picking for histeam.

11-14 points: Congratulations! You are a true apologist for the 9th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals. Hey, have you seen the dollar bill lately? Doesn't it say something about God on it?

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