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What is a Buttpucker Moment? And why is Bouncer having one at the Uptown?

Steve didn't remember my visit, which is probably why I really liked Steve. He also agreed that my stepbrother's girlfriend at the time -- who "danced with Madonna," as she was wont to point out -- was sort of a ho. All of this raises the question: If you are the only person who remembers something, is it not time to retire the Buttpucker? For this new year, I would like to give all readers permission to retire one Buttpucker Moment. But first, do e-mail me your experience. It will be cathartic -- get it out of your system and then retire it forever. All names will be withheld. Unless the shit is really fucking funny.

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