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Teen Asks Apple To Change Meaning Of "Gay"
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Homeless Man Cleared Of Abusing His Dog
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Hey, Patton Oswalt, what does Sucka Free City mean to you?
Catch Patton, Jimmy Kimmel, Sarah Silverman, and other yucksters this Saturday, April 1, at "An Evening of a Thousand Scowls." Go to www.826valencia.org for more info.