No Administrator Left Behind

The University of California system is embroiled in a scandal over perks and compensation for some of its highest-paid employees. Are they worth it? Find out where you stand!

A) Nice to hear from you, Leland. If only I'd thought of that when I was in student government!

B) If it's good enough for Yee, it's good enough for me.

C) Fantastic! Now we can hear them rip us off in public.

How to score:

Score zero points for every "A" answer, one point for every "B," and two points for every "C."

0-6 points: We know, we know. You're a UC grad, and you wanted your money back before you heard about all this.

7-10 points: In the University of California's defense, it takes a lot of money to raise all that money to spend all that money to raise all that money.

11-14 points: Congratulations! You're a true apologist for the University of California. We have some lovely parting gifts for you, Mrs. Dynes.

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