You know what? When I lived in the Midwest I couldn't wait to get out. I was a culture snob who yearned for the West Coast. Now I look back and see that there was nothing wrong with jerking corn all the live-long day. I was happy. The people there were happy, for the most part. Campbell is happy. And I am happy for him. Good luck, my friend.
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