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Anyone who can't see the stuff beneath the snuff isn't paying attention. Sure, within the first five minutes, Fontaine has exposed her breasts, stuck her hands down the censor's pants, and sniffed the cocktail of urine and talcum powder on his genitals. References to fellatio and finger-fucking abound, and the drama contains no fewer than 15 utterances of the word "penis." Yet the play, especially as conceived by Last Planet, is much more playful than it is pornographic.
The humor and surrealism of artistic director John Wilkins' Vaseline-slick, intimate production thwart our expectations. The opening scene, in which John Andrew Stillions (as the bespectacled, flummoxed Censor) asks Emma Victoria Glauthier's predatory Miss Fontaine to kindly put her shirt back on, more closely resembles Benjamin Braddock's stumbling exchanges with Mrs. Robinson in The Graduate than Debbie Does Dallas or Deep Throat. At one point the Censor and his estranged, philandering wife (Erin Gilley) run around popping dozens of helium-filled balloons in an expressionistic statement of marital demise. At another, Fontaine struts onstage carrying an enormous vanity case, from which she ostentatiously unfurls as only a sex maven could a red blanket and a black velvet pillow. And as with all the potentially scandalous moments in the play, we don't see so much as a hint of flesh or feces. Offending parts remain coyly concealed behind furniture and clothing, only limply echoed through the grainy footage of humping bodies projected intermittently on a floating scrim.
Wilkins' hyperstylized staging serves to emphasize The Censor's message about looking beyond the "scandalous" in a work of art to see the real meaning in this case, the love story below. With George Bush waging a purity war against the media (only a few weeks ago, he signed new laws aimed at curbing the amount of "unsuitable material" aired on TV), this production amounts to a topical sendup of the surface-centric prejudices that go hand in hand with most forms of censorship. After all, the sight of flapping genitalia or severed body parts rarely disturbs audiences as much as the power of suggestion it's the idea of what the razor-flashing Mr. Blonde might do to the defenseless cop in Reservoir Dogs that turns our stomachs, rather than the moment of torture itself.
Yet Neilson's text offers an equally critical view of a world in which pornography and violence reign unfettered. As the Censor puts it, "Without censorship, there'd be no allegory, no metaphor, no restraint I mean Brief Encounter is a story about two lovers, but you don't have to see Trevor Howard's penis thrusting in and out of Celia Johnson, do you?" Unfortunately, the company's efforts to engage with this contradiction aren't always successful: For while the beautiful contrivances of Wilkins' mise-en-scene deconstruct the play's pornographic content, the aggressive, one-dimensional acting reasserts it.