How to score:
Score zero points for every "A" answer, one point for every "B," and two points for every "C."
0-6 points: I just can't believe Larry Ellison didn't think of this first.
7-10 points: We know, we know. And Carly Fiorina looked so trustworthy.
11-14 points: Congratulations! You're a true apologist for Hewlett-Packard. Some more Kool-Aid, Mr. Fiorina?
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