Fool's gold found in a martini glass

I had drunk a lot of gin. Too much, in fact. I grabbed my bandana tied to a stick and got up stiffly, trying my best to look chic and OK about being the only Caucasian. Suddenly, I got a head rush like no other, and prayed that I would at least make it to the front door. Things were going great until I reached the street. I was wearing new wedge shoes, which I had already nearly broken my ankle in a few times at home, yet I was somehow sure that once out in the real world this never would happen. Maybe it was the gin, or maybe it was the song running through my head ("Hello my baby, hello my dolly ... "), but I bit it. Hard. Folks looked at me like I was a big ol' fool. I was all right, though. I got back up, wiped myself off, and went to sleep it off in my car like any sophisticated woman would. One thing's for sure, the cards never lie. — Katy St. Clair

« Previous Page
 |
 
1
 
2
 
All
 
My Voice Nation Help
0 comments
Sort: Newest | Oldest
 

Concert Calendar

  • April
  • Sun
    20
  • Mon
    21
  • Tue
    22
  • Wed
    23
  • Thu
    24
  • Fri
    25
  • Sat
    26
San Francisco Event Tickets
©2014 SF Weekly, LP, All rights reserved.
Loading...