C) Do the number of car commercials shot here count as culture? Let me rephrase that: Does Los Angeles count car commercials as culture?
7) And finally, what do you think 2007 holds for San Francisco?
A) An earthquake. I don't care what Cal Tech says about all these small ones being "perfectly normal."
B) Another amazing Coppola wine, I'm sure.
C) I think 2007 will be the year that the rest of the country wakes up and realizes that, sure, we may be a bunch of atheistic, Earth- and peace-loving druggies whose political and moral values seem questionable, but remember: We're also gay parents.
How to score:
Score zero points for every "A" answer, one point for every "B," and two points for every "C."
0-6 points: Good riddance, 2006. Here's hoping we never have to hear Gnarls Barkley's "Crazy" again.
7-10 points: It was a year of ups and downs. Must be all those escalators at the new mall.
11-14 points: Congratulations! You're a true apologist for 2006. Now go date our mayor!